NEW OPERATION . . .
A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an
operation because her labia (vagina lips) are much
too large. She asks the doctor to keep the
operation a secret as she is embarrassed and does
not want anyone to find out. The doctor agrees.
After the operation, she wakes up from her operation
and finds three roses carefully placed on her
nightstand. Outraged, she immediately calls the
doctor and shouts "I told you not to tell anyone!!"
The doctor replies, "Don't worry. Really, I didn't
tell a soul!"
When the woman inquires about the roses the doctor
says, "Oh, those! The first rose is from me. I felt
bad because you went through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse," he continued.
"She assisted me with your operation and has been
through this procedure herself, so she understands
what you're going through."
And finally he says, "the third rose is from the guy
upstairs in the Burn Unit...he wanted to thank you
for his new ears."
A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an
operation because her labia (vagina lips) are much
too large. She asks the doctor to keep the
operation a secret as she is embarrassed and does
not want anyone to find out. The doctor agrees.
After the operation, she wakes up from her operation
and finds three roses carefully placed on her
nightstand. Outraged, she immediately calls the
doctor and shouts "I told you not to tell anyone!!"
The doctor replies, "Don't worry. Really, I didn't
tell a soul!"
When the woman inquires about the roses the doctor
says, "Oh, those! The first rose is from me. I felt
bad because you went through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse," he continued.
"She assisted me with your operation and has been
through this procedure herself, so she understands
what you're going through."
And finally he says, "the third rose is from the guy
upstairs in the Burn Unit...he wanted to thank you
for his new ears."
arty: 
